Tragedy Strikes!

It is a somber week in the Grimm household. Tears have been shed, sleep has been lost. How will we go on? Yes, it's true. Wednesday, the beloved Captain America died a tragic death and now all hope seems lost.

Scott Grimm, reportedly Captain America's greatest living fan made this official statement:

"The incredible sorrow I feel as an American and avid comic fan is impossible to describe. Just when we need him most, our beloved Sentinel of Liberty has been taken from us. Who now will find Osama Bin Laden? Who will defend American ideals abroad and at home? Who will convince Americans that Hillary and Barack Obama are lousy choices to run the country?

I hope to visit the capitol rotunda where he will undoubtedly lay in state before his body replaces John F Kennedy's at the eternal flame in Arlington National Cemetery. I call everyone to fly their flags at half staff for the next year or until the new "Captain America" movie comes out, whichever comes first."

So that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is it. We bid farewell to this great leader and defender of our nation. Goodbye old friend...we will miss you.